// Random Ladybug Poetry - Everything-Ladybug.com
// Copyright 2004 by CodeLifter.com
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var lbq=new Array()
lbq[0] = "Red as a rose, Polka-dot clothes.<BR/>Hide-away wings, No bites or stings.<BR/>Best of all \"bugs,\" Too small for hugs?<BR/><BR/>-Miriam Kirby";
lbq[1] = "Ladybugs all dressed in red<BR/>Strolling through the flowerbed.<BR/>If I were tiny just like you<BR/>I'd creep among the flowers too!<BR/><BR/>-Maria Fleming";
lbq[2] = "The ladybug's a beetle.<BR/>It's shaped like a pea.<BR/>Its colour is a bright red<BR/>With lots of spots to see.<BR/><BR/>Although the name is \"ladybug\",<BR/>Some ladybugs are \"men\"<BR/>So why don't we say \"gentleman bug\"<BR/>Every now and then?<BR/>";
lbq[3] = "Five little ladybugs, climbing on some plants,<BR/>Eating the aphids, but not the ants!<BR/>The first one said:<BR/> \"Save some aphids for me!\"<BR/>The second one said:<BR/> \"These are tasty as can be!\"<BR/>The third one said:<BR/> \"Oh, they're almost gone!\"<BR/>The fourth one said:<BR/> \"Then it's time to move on!\"<BR/>The fifth one said: \"Come on, let's fly!\"<BR/>So they opened their wings<BR/> and flew through the sky.";
var Q = lbq.length;var wlbq=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));function slbq(){document.write(lbq[wlbq]);}slbq();